"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"

30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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"We mature with the damage, not with the years."

Mateus William  (via alexislindsey)

(Source: outonismo)

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet